Caption Contest



  1. "I dunno what Bob was drinking last night but I don't think it agreed with him." ed

  2. "C'mon. I dare you." Mark Love

  3. "Is that a popsicle he is holding?" Don Verity

  4. "Kaw-liga just stands there
    as lonesome as can be.
    Wishing he hadn't sold his 300 B" Larry Jett

  5. "It’s one of those Chevy or maybe Pontiac guys in disguise
    trying to listen in ... can’t fool me." John Grady

  6. "Hey buddy, your friend looks a little stiff!" Val Jeffers

  7. "I'm not sure, but I think this is the wooden Indian." Bill Miller

  8. "We died and went to FORD hell!" George VerBerkmoes

  9. "Maybe you can float on that log across Lake Michigan to the Minnesota meet!" Randy Guyer

  10. "My friend here, Cedar Oakly, really likes the Chrysler "Woodies" Ray Jones

  11. "Chief Pontiac said what?  The GTO was the first muscle car? What a laugh.  We both know the 300 was the first." Don Warnaar

  12. "John G: Hey John B. don't look now but there's a guy behind you holding the distributor from your G!" Gary Runkel

  13. "John B: Hey John G. I was sharing a cigar with this weird guy from the hotel lobby and he  wants to know if you have a spare distributor to loan him." Gary Runkel

  14. "That Pontiac over there just can't stomach how badly my Mopar beat him..." Mark Obermann

  15. "See John, I told you, they switched from peace pipes to cigars." Dan Reitz


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