Caption Contest


Rich Barber sent this photo




  1. "I love the sun" ed

  2. This gives a totally new meaning to
    "One of these days right in your BIG mouth Alice" Jerry Lindsay

  3. "I dropped valve and then it's pick, pick, pick!!!" Ray Jones

  4. "If that darn ground hog's in here, he'll sure see his shadow today!!" Dave Schwandt

  5. "To everyone's amazement, this 55 C 300 was discovered
    next to the 57 Plymouth unearthed in Tulsa in June of 07." Billlllll Leahy

  6. "Wow – you can hardly see the grass through the trunk!" Mark Knutsen

  7. Just say "AHHHH" Larry Jett

  8. Naw... it was more like
    "One of these days....one of these days. Alice,.....POW!!! right in the kisser!!!"
    Also Ralph's line "Me and my BIIIIIGGGG MOUTH!!!"
    Hey Norton!!!
    Man that was a great show!! Loved his American Scene Magazine skits also. Dave Schwandt

  9. "I hope a few days of this will gt rid of the mouse smell." Bill Miller

  10. "Low mileage, excellent interior, minor rust. Make offer." Mick Kresock

  11. "Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Bob Porecca

  12. What the ad said: “Big ‘ol Chrysler. Same family last 30 years.” What the ad didn’t say: Same family of skunks, that is. Carl Bilter

  13. "What retirement is like for any workaholic!" Marshall Goodknight

  14. "Ya know!??...... but for the condition of the door panels, I think that car is a real keeper!" Doug Mayer

  15. "Dam, the courtesy and trunk lights aren't working." John Cote

  16. "So that's where they found Jimmy Hoffa?!" Rob Kern

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