Caption Contest


Jim McDonnelI sent this photo of his silver K:

1. "Aggressive driver." jmac
   
   
2. "That's a croc!" ed
   
   
3. "No, that's a K roc!" Gloria Moon
   
   
4. "It's the pits when the wife makes Ya sleep in the car! Dave Schwandt
   
   
5. "Hey, this ain't Corinthian leather!" John Cote
   
   
6. "The ultimate auto security option" Don Warnaar
   
   
7. "New meaning to the phrase........Hot Shoe" Larry Jett
   
   
8. "My mother-in-law getting ready to go shopping." name deleted to protect his well being
   
   
9. "Barney without his purple makeup." Mark Knutsen
   
   
10. "Ahh, yes. This car was only driven to church on Sundays
    in dry sunny weather by its former owner, a little old lady from Pasadena." Rich Barber
    
    
11. "No Back Seat Drivers or this guy will bite your head off ! !" Rusty Roe
    
    
12. a) "High Performance Package - Very Snappy"
    b) "Beautiful Brute" Troy McKenzie
    
    
13. "The car and the driver are a little long in the tooth." Bill Huff
    
    
14. a. "Move over...... GTOs, Galaxie 500XLs,
    and Corvettes give me heartburn!"
    b. "What do you think? I'm some Crock Pot in your rear view mirror?"
    c. "Hey 'Vette Guy! My eyes can disappear like your headlights!"
    d. "I always have a big toothy grin when driving my 300!"
    e. "Having to drive the speed limit BITES!"
    f. "I never have warranty issues at Tamiami Chrysler!"
    g. "Those AirBoat nerds need to drive a Chrysler 300!"
    h. "Nothing beats AirTemp in the Everglades!"
    i. "They had Croc Drivers in mind when
    they designed this steering wheel!"
    j. "My tail-end is cuter than your fins!"
    k. "Hey Virgil! Plucked chickens taste good!" Rob Kern

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