Fraternal Order of Dirt

Hear ye hear ye. Be advised that as of this date it is created by decree from Bill Elder,
the Fraternal Order of Dirt. This order shall be open to all seeking entry
with these requirements for admission:

1) That ye be not afraid to get filthy.
2) That ye be of the kind such as to do their own work.
3) That dirt is worn as a badge of honor.

Our charter members

Lord William Elder representing the Canadian alliance

James Hyde, court jester

Should you wish to join the order, send your application
(include a picture of the wearing of the dirt).