Didja ever
get tired of explaining what a Chrysler 300 is?
Didja ever
think you’d finish waxing it?
Didja ever
hear “That engine isn’t stock”.
Didja ever
regret tearing the carbs down?
Didja ever
go on a wild goose chase for a 300?
Didja ever
figure out what the opposite of a “purist” is?
Didja ever
wish the guy who owned the car before you had taken better care of
it?
Didja ever
wish you had one for every year?
Didja ever
wish parts were easy to buy?
Didja ever
have a garage large enough?
Didja ever
have mechanics flock around the engine?
Didja ever
hear of a “mechanic’s nightmare”?
Didja ever
wonder why so many 300s ended up in Pennsylvania?
Didja ever
see a fuel injection D?
Didja ever
want one?
Didja ever
hear of a 413 hemi?
Didja ever
wonder why it rains on meet days?
Didja ever
have words with a “Chevy nut”?
Didja ever
have Chrysler fever?
Didja ever
wish leather could heal itself?
Didja ever
wonder why George Riehl has this hang-up about crawling through the
back seat of his 300 to get inside the trunk? (Doesn’t he know
about the normal way?)
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